"Two Heads Are Better Than One" is the only "family values" movie ever produced in the studios of Sutro Tower Video. In 1991 this movie took third place in the annual Videomaker magazine's home video contest in the "anything goes" category. It has been reworked and computer enhanced in our new millenium.
"Two Heads" takes place in 2195 on earth, although the entire Milky Way has become the average Earthling's playground. When the local household humanoid returns from "skiloping" in the outer galaxy (where the weather was "terrible!"), he finds a new "head" (genetic engineered, no doubt) resting on his coffee table, a gift from his friend the e'er chirping Madeline. It's a male head, and takes a quick liking to the female head that was already the household pet. Alas, when the humanoid is away, the inanimate objects will play, and this sometimes leads to trips to Niagra Falls and unexpected litters.
Can Fields protect Furst from Santa Claus? What genetic predisposition is it about Amaretto Twooze that sets her body parts apart? Will everybody live happily ever after?
Two Heads stars: "WC Fields" as Madeline's gift head, Heddy De La Mars as Head Furst, Santa Claus as Dirtee O'Man, Magic Mike as R7D9, the Spare Changoid, Amaretto Twooze as Head Cheese, Head Ake (RIP) as the High Priest, former president Ronald Reagan (now also deceased) as Teflon Tiddy, the Head Shop Store Clerk, Poisson Värt as the odd creature from Pluto, the Haight Street Republican Army, and many others equally infamous.
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